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posted by John Q. Pubic @ 1:28 PM
Friday, May 09, 2008
Is it weird that I can remember things like when I was being bathed in the sink by my mother before I could walk? I know most people probably don't believe me and there really isn't anything I can say to prove it except for, "Hey man! You weren't there. You don't know. You think you know, but you don't. So why don't you just shut up."
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- Name: John Q. Pubic
- Location: Columbus, O-H! I-O!, United States
When I was a little boy a nail went all the way through my left eye. My parents rushed me to the hospital. People brought me flowers and candy and toys. Many people were worried about me. The doctors managed to save my eye and people lost interest.
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10 Comments:
These are my mood headphones. They turn pink when I'm thinking about how queer I am.
Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. I'm on my p"ear"iod.
TK421, why aren't you at your post?
Look at all those angry feminists...
Man that chick nearly talked my ear off at dinner last night.
You down with OPP?
Odd Post-surgical Posture?
"It's a 24/7 automatic chest waxer from Brookstone"
-Nah, stupid.
"I just won a medal in the robolympics"
-Lame.
If I don't come up with a caption for this Iron Man contest my head will explode.
Apply head on directly to your... Forhead!!! Oh now I see what went wrong.
KHAAANNNN!!![echo]
KHAAANNNN!!!
Self portrait: Vincent Van Gaywad.
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