X3 - A CANDID REVIEW
Look, I had a lot written about this movie, but it all made me more unhappy with it. All I can say is - The "Unstoppable" Juggernaut hit his head on a wall and passed out, not to be seen in the movie again.My best efforts could never produce that much money ever, this piece of shit will make over a hundred million dollars.
If you see me at work, don't ask me about this movie; Don't bring it up. I'll most likely throw hot coffee in your face and set your fucking car on fire.
Also, if you comment with "Tell me how you really feel", your lack of creativity will remind me of this poorly directed movie and I'll have to assume that you are partially responsible for it.
That being said, I'll send your beaten carcass first-class to an alligator farm in Florida where a man named Lionel will portion you out to said alligators as he takes snapshots to be posted online.
(Editor's note: - Look this is not a terrorist threat, this is just me venting on how much this movie sucked. I know no one name Lionel and I'm not even sure if I'm spelling alligator correctly.)
posted by John Q. Pubic @ 7:37 PM
2 Comments:
wow, that bad!? i was really looking forward to seeing it. did you wait and watch the clip after the credits? i heard it lead into the next movie, meaning there will be an X4.
i guess we'll have to wait until the end of june for Superman Returns then..
The clip after the credits was just as big of a let down as the movie.
It was all of 5 seconds and it sparked no interest for me. A huge sigh of disgruntlement came over the audience when I saw it.
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