Is it weird that I can remember things like when I was being bathed in the sink by my mother before I could walk? I know most people probably don't believe me and there really isn't anything I can say to prove it except for, "Hey man! You weren't there. You don't know. You think you know, but you don't. So why don't you just shut up."
When I was a little boy a nail went all the way through my left eye. My parents rushed me to the hospital. People brought me flowers and candy and toys. Many people were worried about me. The doctors managed to save my eye and people lost interest.