Serious Bullshit!

X3 - A CANDID REVIEW

Look, I had a lot written about this movie, but it all made me more unhappy with it. All I can say is - The "Unstoppable" Juggernaut hit his head on a wall and passed out, not to be seen in the movie again.

My best efforts could never produce that much money ever, this piece of shit will make over a hundred million dollars.

If you see me at work, don't ask me about this movie; Don't bring it up. I'll most likely throw hot coffee in your face and set your fucking car on fire.

Also, if you comment with "Tell me how you really feel", your lack of creativity will remind me of this poorly directed movie and I'll have to assume that you are partially responsible for it.

That being said, I'll send your beaten carcass first-class to an alligator farm in Florida where a man named Lionel will portion you out to said alligators as he takes snapshots to be posted online.


(Editor's note: - Look this is not a terrorist threat, this is just me venting on how much this movie sucked. I know no one name Lionel and I'm not even sure if I'm spelling alligator correctly.)

posted by John Q. Pubic @ 7:37 PM 2 comments

LIFE'S BEEN GOOD TO ME SO FAR

Yesterday I worked 15 hours. I missed my son's soccer game and appararently a freaky episode of Lost. I had to cancel running with a friend this morning because I have to be at a shopping mall at 8am to show things to my boss who most likely will not be there by 8am. Then bust ass back to work to finalize everything by 10am. So if you see me today at work don't pity me. Don't wake me up. Don't draw the word penis on my forehead with magic marker. Most of all, don't ruin Lost by telling me what happened last night.

posted by John Q. Pubic @ 3:22 AM 2 comments