Fuck all ya'alls!!!
Bitches, I'd like to formally make a list of everyone I hate. No specifics, just certain types of people. Here we go:The typical guy.
The typical girl.
Stupid people.
People who don't fix their own damn paper jams.
Cheap tippers.
The common cold.
People with too much ambition.
People with offensively large growths that can do something about them, but opt not to.
People who drive VW Beetels and think they're cuter than they really are.
Anyone with fake boobs that didn't have them in order to replace what had to be removed.
People who make spam.
People who make "SPAM".
People who never get anything you have to say.
Sardines.
Sales people.
FM morning show hosts.
AM broadcasters.
Anyone who ever stood me up.
Anyone I ever dated who did not let me put it in them.
The person who greets you at the Sprint PCS store.
People who always have a better story to tell, and never realize you know they are lying.
Anyone who knows more than me that has not invited me over to their house for Thanksgiing as the only non-family member of their house or is soon to be on Jeopardy and quit his stinking job because he is going to be filthy rich.
People who always have a better story to tell, even though they are aware that you know they are lying.
Hookers.
Anyone who ever listened to an entire Miceal Bolton(real name: Boloton) song all the way through without changing the station.
Old people online.
Myself (on occasion).
And anyone whom I have met that I have not expressly mentioned that I like them.
If you're not on this list, consider yourself unmemorable or seriously sexy.
Grrrrgrrrrrrr!
posted by John Q. Pubic @ 7:45 PM
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