Serious Bullshit!

SHUCK IT TREBEK

I figured it out. I know why I haven't been able to write here. It's because of YOU the reader! Hold on a minute asshole, let me explain. I've been trying to write. As a matter of fact I have written. I think about what my 3 or so readers would enjoy, then I write and never post because it sucks. This blog was started with the idea that I didn't give a shit about what you wanted or felt or thought. Once I started caring I got lost.

I know it sounds stupid to try and pawn this all off on you, but then I really don't give a shit do I? This didn't start off as a means to entertain for anybody but myself. I just used it as a way to vent and sometimes pass time at work or avoid doing something I'm supposed to be doing at home like picking up broken glass.

This is great. I feel like a rock star who went pop, whose come back around again to my angtful roots. Only I didn't make a lot of money selling out and really no one thinks I'm that great. But then no one is booing me off the stage either. You can't boo me bitches! This is my stage. This is my house. The best you can do is not leave me a commment. Even if you leave a malicious comment or possibly spam my blog with something about payday loans, I automatically win. If you don't leave me a comment, then it's like you were never here at all, but since I've already stated that I don't care I still win. Woohoo! I'll call you mornons and you'll love me for it.

You may say, but you have been a jerk. You have been rude and wrong on here. You're doing a great job, John. First off, I was only kidding. I wasn't really being mean to those I really hate - YOU. 2. I don't care what you think.

So from now on, I'm going to write for me. ME ME ME ME ME! If you continue to read, then good for ME.

p.s. This message does not hold true for JJ or Nathan. I love you guys. Oh and anyone who posts a comment. Thanks so much. God bless.

posted by John Q. Pubic @ 6:53 PM