A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS AT A STRIP CLUB?!!!
I'm sure some alcohol was involved, but still who can justify a very nice house payment on one night at a strip club?I'm not sure what all I would expect to get dropping a quarter of a million dollars at a strip club. Maybe I'd finally get to actually touch some boobies. Maybe they'd let me get away with anything. Maybe they'd let me bring a camera inside. Maybe they'd let me give the hottest dancer there a tracheotomy. Maybe they'd name a pole after me. "The John Q. Pubic Memorial Dance Pole" Does sound pretty swanky. Maybe we've got another idea for those marketing geniuses in the tobacco industry. They could paint the poles to look like cigarettes and they could emblazon their logo all over them.
All I know is one time I actually dropped a quarter in a strip club and I searched frantically to find it. It was worse than loosing a contact lense to the floor of a movie theater. Nevertheless I just didn't feel right giving the dancer only $.75 no matter how long I had been warming up the change in my hands. I guess I'm just not the strip-club going type.
posted by John Q. Pubic @ 1:18 PM
2 Comments:
If you spend $241,000 at a strip club, you should at least get the clap.
I actually did spend a quarter of a million dollars at a strip club once, but it was in Ontario, so it was really only like two hundred dollars (U.S.). And they only charged me that because I took a shit on the pool table.
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