Serious Bullshit!

AWWWW...THANK YOU.

That's right I said it - "Thank You". Now guess what it means? You got it yet?

"Thank You" is merely the nicest thing to say when on the spot and you really don't know what to say. It means, "I really don't appreciate that(or at least not from you.)" Yeah people don't use the phrase "Thank You" when they mean it unless they attach it to a heartfelt reasoning. They just say it to be nice, or when they'd rather not look as repulsed as they feel.

I think mom's are the only one's who mean it, b/c they love everything about you anyway - Like when you were 6 and you picked a bunch of dendelions growing in your yard and gave them to her. She put them in the kitchen window and kissed you and said "Thank You" and she meant it.

Think back to when you were a young adult, but not living at home anymore. Your parents paid for a big meal for you and your family and maybe even some friends. You want to let them know you appreciate it so you say, "Thanks, Dad", but really you just expected. You know you certainly weren't the one who was going to pay for everyone. In this sense, thank you simlpy means, "Damn Straight."

Say you just kissed someone for the first time and they respond with "Thank You." This means never do that again. There is a fine line between being SWEET and being a WIERDO FREAKAZOID MCSPAZATRON. Mostly it's determinded by how cute you are.

Two men can do the same damn thing for a woman where she'll be grossed out by the same thing that makes her fall in love with someone else. One will get an "Awwww, Thanks." and the other will get a blow job.

posted by John Q. Pubic @ 11:47 AM