Serious Bullshit!

CHINESE, JAPANESE - LOOK AT THESE!

mmmMMMMMmmmm...I just made myself some pork chops for the first time in my life. They're excellent.

PORK CHOPS. Pooooooorkkkk...Chooooppppsss.

Here are some other hilarious* terms that I did not make up**:

• Amputatious - Worthwhile of loosing a limb or other important body part. (I.e. Trying to conceal his erection with his sweater, Javier proclaimed "She's so amputatious, I'd give my left nut just to fuck her in the mouth.")

• Complexications - Complex fuck up. Often used in a demeaning, blaming manner.

• Dumples - Dimples on a fat ass; very hard to tan.

• Elemenopeeing - Slurring "L" "M" "N" "O" and "P" together when doing the alphabet at 3am on the side of the road.

• Ginkobalowme - Negative term used for a placebo that most likely had someone fooled.

• Hyprocrat - Anyone involved in politics who has no business being involved in politics. Most likely a Hollywood actor.

• Puntangy - Really great tasting. (i.e. Trying to conceal his erection with his sweater, Jesus proclaimed "Javier, your moms chops sure were puntangy last night."

• Viagrable - Unattractive. Could only keep one's excitement with a full dose of pills that keep showing up in my fucking e-mail from people whom I've never met. (I.E. Dude, she ain't even viagrable.)

• Wuzzat - Usually spoken with a disgusted squint, the natural response when first hearing "wazzup" and can't figure out what was just said by someone previously thought to be cool.

• Yodiot - Any Dumb-ass who think it's funny to talk like their favorite Sci-Fi character.


TRY TO USE AS MANY AS YOU CAN IN ONE POST!

*I may be speaking out-of-line, but I think you should laugh.
** Please note: I am a very bad man who often lies, however I am quite Amputatious.

posted by John Q. Pubic @ 9:52 AM