YOU ROCK!
You support our troops overseas fighting for our freedom and hope for their safe homecoming.You appreciate that there are POWs that may never return, but you pray they will find their shinning light that leads them back to us.
You recognize those who have fallen in battle as "Gone but never forgotten" because you know how precious life and freedom are.
You respect The Fraternal Order of Police and it's more than 318,000 members. No one knows the dangers and the difficulties faced by today's police officers better than the FOP.
You and me, hey we even listen to the same radio station. We're probably listening to the same thing right now.
You're from Montgomery County. I was born in Montgomery County!
You drive a green 2005 Honda Civic Hybrid Sedan. Green because you recognize how much we rely on this Earth. A hybrid because you've done your research and realize that every little bit can help preserve our dwindling supply on finite resources.
You express yourself capaciously though, when you cut everybody off around you on the road. That's not the kind of freedom our troops are fighting for, Asshole!
Maybe you just borrowed a friend's car, that would explain why you can't find the turn signal switch. But who the hell puts a dream-catcher on their rearview mirror?!!! Are you planning on catching a couple of ZZZZs on your way to pick up the kids? You egomaniacal prick!
posted by John Q. Pubic @ 10:48 AM
6 Comments:
Go get 'em tiger!
You made me LOL and snort at Starbucks at UD...I am now officially the creepy old woman talking and laughing to herself... thanks Bud! By the way - you of all people shouldnt judge the way others drive...you craaaaaazzzy behind the wheel! S.
Yeah, sorry about that, John. I was gettin' road head from yer ol' lady.
Bitch is a bit aldente, if you know what I mean. You can have her back, but I'd have her brush her teeth now.
jj, are you calling me an online sexual predator?
Goodness gracious no. You're the cat's pajamas.
I apolgize if I cut you off in traffifc yesterday mrning, but I was inthe process of having a stroke.
(sorry for any typos, I;m typing this by holding a stikc between my teeth0
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