OH, YOU'D LIKE MY CAT
How is it that people think they can convince you to like something that you have strongly disliked for years?"I don't like cats."
"Oh, you'd like my cat." they say.
"Really? I'd like your cat... We're all different people with different dreams, ideas, and opinions. But we all have someone like you in our lives who decides we need to be a bit more like YOU are. Well every time I've tried sweet potato since kindergarten, I've thrown them up. What makes you think that the shear mention of the word doesn't make me sick to my stomach? I'm sure I'd love YOUR casserole or pie or whatever the fuck you make out that horrible horrible Earth-poop.
I'd like YOUR cat?!!! I have a cat and I don't even like IT. What makes you think your cat is any different than any other cat? Is it because it isn't really a cat?
Ohhhhhhh, you mean that cat?"
posted by John Q. Pubic @ 2:41 PM
3 Comments:
Is it because it isn't really a penis?
You'd like my dog.
True. True.
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