Serious Bullshit!

I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE

Oh really? Well here are a few scenarios where you may not want to subscribe to the aforementioned ideal:

• Going down on a prostitute

• A friend suggests that you donate blood just before a night of binge-drinking

• You're dared to rub tobasco sauce into your nose, eyes and butthole

• Going into work without any pants, where normaly you would wear pants

• Kidnapping your neighbor because she will never sleep with you again

• Carrying a concealed weapon to traffic court

• Starting your own nude beach in the backyard

• Watching porn with your mom

• Eating just one potato chip

• Running a marathon with an ingrown toenail

• Sewing your friend's crack shut in their sleep

• Calling a cop a "Pig" as you drive by with a million dollars worth of uncut coke in your vehicle

• Stealing from a handicapped child, someone already beat you to it

• Publishing a blog 'cause you think you're so damn funny

As you may have guessed, with the exception of stealing from the child, these are all things you'll need to start doing on a regular basis, and trying them once just won't cut it.

Please note: Despite what my blog may suggest, I have done none of these things.

posted by John Q. Pubic @ 10:37 AM